and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
