We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
