after a month anything with tits is on the radar
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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