Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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