dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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