I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
