Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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