This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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