Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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