cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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