Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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