Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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