it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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