found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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