im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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