I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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