I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
we're making bets on your personal life
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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