haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
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