I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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