so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
