We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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