Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Sorry my hands just texted you
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Randomize
