I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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