with your own penis?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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