I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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