i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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