Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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