Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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