He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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