Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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