I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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