I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize
