Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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