real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Michael Bay diarrhea
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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