Dual....:-)
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize