Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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