I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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