Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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