the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I need to sanitize my soul.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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