Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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