Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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