I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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