It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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