that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
