Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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