So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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