Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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