Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
