I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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