I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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