I never want to see another naked old woman again.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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