Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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