Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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