new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
This is my gift to your gina
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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