Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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